I was sent this message about the weather in Idaho. It was warm today relatively...
60 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Idaho plant gardens.
50 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Boise sunbathe.
40 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Idaho drive with the windows down.
32 above zero:
Distilled water freezes.
The water in Pocatello gets thicker.
20 above zero:
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Idaho throw on a flannel shirt.
15 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Idaho have the last cookout before it gets cold.
Zero:
People in Miami all die.
Idahoans close the windows.
10 below zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico .
People in Idaho get out their winter coats.
25 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Idaho Falls are selling cookies door to door.
40 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Idaho let the dogs sleep indoors.
100 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Idahoans get upset because they can't start the Mini-Van.
460 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale.)
People in Idaho start saying..."Cold 'nuff fer ya?"
500 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Sugar Salem School District will open 2 hours late. (Jessica's School district)
2 comments:
This is so true. Except now I am like all those other people. My blood has thinned out living in Az. We need coats when it is 70 out. My neighbor used to tell her kids that they could go swimming in the canal when it gets 70 out. Too funny.
Hi Jessica, this is your cousin Kristen. I found your blog! The funny thing is, when we got home this afternoon it felt cold in our house. I checked the thermostat and it said 60, so I turned the heater on! It was fun to see you and your family this weekend. You can get to our blog from www.davidrushforth.com
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